The Worst Voicemail I've Ever Received

by Dallas Simms, The University of Virginia , '17

It’s probably just some phony call about winning a fake trip to Florida. I’ll let it go to voicemail. I hit play to half-listen to what I thought would be a robot speaking. Oh how wrong I was…Turns out, the voicemail was to inform me that my apartment’s water heater...

I got pwned.

by Jenny Luong, Amherst College, '14

Hello, everybody. Let me say something about classes. Although there are MANY interesting classes out there…and you may be tempted to sign up for a lot of them…Here are the scenarios I have observed among friends. Recommended: 4 classes a semester....